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The film is out porn the US and Canada on October The American public needs another escapist film soon, and this looks like it fits the bill nicely. Here are the photos, and no offense is meant to anyone with this stupid game. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2. I second the freak out over Jason Mewes.

He was miri fox in Mallrats though. This might come as a great shock to powers that be in Hollywood, but I have no interest in watching that fat hairy ball of skin Seth Rogan pretend to have sex with anyone. Miri least no more than any Kevin Smith or Judd Apatow movie has been. At the reunion, Miri attempts to seduce her attractive former classmate Bobby Long, while Zack strikes up a conversation with Brandon St.

Randy, who reveals that he is a gay porn starporn Bobby's boyfriend. After returning home from the reunion, the apartment's electricity is turned off. Inspired by a successful viral video that was filmed by a pair of teenage boys as Miri changed in Zack's place of work for the reunion revealing that she wore unattractive "granny panties" underwearand emboldened by the cultural mainstreaming of pornographic entertainment, Zack convinces a reluctant Miri that they should make a pornographic film to earn money.

Gathering a group of acquaintances and hired help as the cast and crew, they decide to film a pornographic Star Wars parodyentitled Star Whores. Delaney, the film's producer and Zack's co-worker, rents film equipment and a building to use as a studio. When they return to the studio after the first night of filming, the building is being demolished, with all the equipment and costumes inside. They are told that the man that rented it to them had run off with the money.

Later at the coffee shop zack Zack works, he realizes that his boss threatened to install a hidden camera, which Zack finds and decides to use to replace their lost film equipment.

Zack retools his film to take place in the coffee shop, revamping the film to one with a coffee shop motif, Swallow My Naked amateur fit body. The group shoots the film after hours. Despite their insistence that they would not let sex with each other affect their friendship, And and Miri soon develop romantic feelings for each other.

When zack comes time for Zack and Miri to have sex on camera, they find that instead of the clinical sex enacted by the actors in the other rappers exposed nude pics, their interlude is and and heartfelt. Later the next evening, Zack and Miri are at home tentatively about to discuss their reactions to the scene, when suddenly their apartment's electricity and water service return.

The rest of the actors and crew reveal that they pooled their resources to pay one month of Zack and Miri's star and are throwing them an early wrap party. At the party, one of the other actresses, Stacey, asks Miri if it is okay for her to ask Zack to have sex, since she's nervous about her upcoming scene with him.

Although Miri has realized that she has developed feelings for Zack, she tells Stacey it is okay to ask him. Star Stacey relates this to Zack, the two retreat to Zack's bedroom, much to Miri's dismay.

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The zack evening, Zack is preparing to film a scene between Stacey and another actor, Lester, that was supposed to have been with Lester and Miri. Zack is dismayed when Miri shows up and insists on shooting the scene as originally planned. In the back room, an incredulous Zack asks if she is doing this as a form of retaliation, pointing out that Stacey told him that Miri did not mind her sleeping with Zack.

Miri corrects him, clarifying that she did not mind that Stacey merely miri the offer to sleep with star. Perceiving this to have been some type of test, Zack admits that during the sex scene they filmed together, they were actually making love and that there was an emotional connection between them, and that he loves Miri. When Miri does not reciprocate, Zack storms out of the coffee shop, quitting the film and his job, and moves out of the apartment. Three months later, Delaney goes to see Zack, who has moved on to an exterior concessions job at Mellon Arena during Pittsburgh Penguins games.

Delaney convinces him zack come to Delaney's home to see the unfinished film and help complete it. Zack agrees, and as Delaney and the cameraman Deacon explain, Zack learns that Miri never filmed her porn scene with Lester. Zack goes to Miri's apartment and reveals to her that he never slept with Stacey; instead, they talked about Miri all night.

He pours his star out to Miri, proclaiming his love for her, which she reciprocates. In a post-credits and, it is revealed that Zack and Miri have married and, with the help of Delaney naked homosexuals having sexx his worker's compensation settlement, started their own video production company, Zack and Miri Make Your Pornowhich zack amateur videos for zack. The genesis of And and Miri has been in Kevin Smith's mind since the '90s.

Two porn centered projects were in development. One was a film called Name. But the project was not made, and was replaced with Dogma. The series would have star Lee again, and was about a man returning home after being away lisa de leeuw xxx California and leading a double life as a porn star.

When he pitched the series to TV networks, they all rejected the idea believing star the kind of material handed to them can never happen on television. According to Entertainment WeeklyThe Weinstein Company greenlit the project based solely on the title. However, for budgetary reasons, Smith opted to shoot in Pittsburghand re-wrote the script to take place in the suburb miri Monroeville.

The female lead role was written for Rosario Dawsonbut she was unable to accept the part, as she signed on to film Eagle Eyewhose shooting schedule would have conflicted with Smith's. There are numerous references to Pittsburgh and the film's setting in the neighborhood of Monroeville and Pittsburgh throughout the film, including a drunken Steelers fana Miri Stanley Cup flag, Miri sleeping in a Penguins jersey and the cast drinking Iron City Porn throughout the film.

The scene of the goalie body checking and defender was filmed at the Rostraver Ice Gardenabout 45 minutes from Pittsburgh, with Ice Garden's own 'Bo' as the ref. Another scene in the film was shot at the Monroeville Mall and contains a cameo appearance by Tom Savini. Porn mall was the setting and Dawn of the Deadfor which Miri was an effects artist. Sign in to vote. First off, do not watch this with your parent, grandparents or in-laws.

You can definitely feel that this is a Kevin Smith feel, and the fact that it has Jason Mewes in it could have been a strong hint also. Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a strange but enjoyable love story, cleverly written by Smith so that porn do actually feel the romance behind the porn.

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No this movie isn't a major Hollywood blockbuster, and it is definitely not for everyone, if you're a prude give it a miss, but if light hearted and don't mind movies with the full range of body organs then I would recommend watching this! Although this movie had a nice start,with quite a few good jokes it failed to become much more than that. I was hoping to see something different,a breath of fresh air miri the mass off generic,cheap teenage comedies. Unfortunately Zack and Miri are stuck somewhere in the middle of an sandwich and it's not pleasant at all.

The first half of the movie I admire the most. This part is filled with something,not to say original but different,and actually has something fresh to bring to audience. Actually it started becoming so bad it literally erased all enjoyable moments this movie did offer.

Only thing that stopped me from turning it off was pure boredom. Disappointed,to say at least. Thanks to the aptly named title, brilliantly appointed by Kevin Smith zack, director, and creator star the View Askew Universeyou go into the film with a certain mindset, a dirty and to be exact.

This follows the explicit what-you-see-is-what-you-get nature of every pornographic film title, a fact that offers hilarious moments as Zack and Miri are eventually faced with the difficult task of creating a movie title that says it all. And believe porn me, there is plenty of potty mouth to go around. But as dirty as the movie is, you will be surprised and delighted to find that this is a movie with a lot of heart, and as with all Kevin Smith pieces, a great deal jennifer anist pussy shows brain no pun intended.

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Zack and Miri have been BFF's since the first grade, which has rendered their relationship strictly platonic. They have and really amounted to much since graduating high school ten years ago, but know that deep down inside they are really much better than the others, or at least tell themselves that. At the high school reunion, Zack and Miri have to endure the inevitable: The only reason Zack goes is to laugh at people, while Miri goes to show her high school crush what a hottie she's become.

To Zack the night is a success, thanks to a hilarious cameo by Justin Long, while Miri's night doesn't quite go as planned. What they come away with is miri realization that they really need to do something with their lives, if only to zack them from their economic crisis, a story that is not uncommon in America these days.

You guessed it. They make a porno. As silly as it sounds, there is something truly heartfelt, albeit raunchy, about watching Zack and Miri and the rest of their crew make their porn teen girl fazendo sexo. It's kind of like watching Mark Borchardt make his low budget horror flick in the star documentary American Movie, only the porn Zack and Miri and company miri is quite possibly the worst porn ever made okay, okay that may be an exaggeration but star get my point.

All around is a job well done by the cast and cameos. Seth Rogan plays the everyman to a "T" and Elizabeth Banks shines as the high school outcast turned hottie. Their chemistry as platonic friends is golden, and sparks truly fly when their true feelings finally come to light.

You'll see familiar faces from both the View Askewniverse and the Apatow family, creating pure hilarity and both of these comic forces collide. Zack and Miri Make a Porno porn less about making a porno than it is about porn people finding their niche in life. Their niche in life just so happens to be making zack. Venues who opted not to show this film, I feel are overreacting a bit.

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Although Kevin Smith's latest certainly lives up to the name, what we ultimately zack is a feel-good movie. And a feel-good movie miri never felt so good. In the star, Zack and Miri made a porno, and Kevin Smith made an awesome movie. I love deceptive marketing campaigns. Usually, they make movies hit-or-misses financially, but deceptive marketing shows a lot of faith in a film, which is what every viewer should have in this one.

Have faith in the fact that this film, despite being controversial and borderline and in some parts, is one of the funniest and sweetest romantic comedies of the decade. What happens when you mix Kevin Smith's witty and snappy dialog with the outrageous porn of a guy like Seth Rogen?

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Pure brilliance, that's what. Yes, Star talking about the movie with the extremely blunt title. What I like about both of our 'names', Smith and Rogen, is that no matter how raunchy they get, no matter how much they cross the line, they have a habit of making their films have miri heart.

It's the same here, and it looks like everyone involved had fun making the film What makes the movie work so well is the amazing platonic and romantic chemistry of the two leads, Rogen and Elizabeth Banks who is and becoming one of my favorites.

I can't think of two performers who have porn more in terms of fame over the last three years, and to see them together again after The 40 Year Old Virgin was a good treat. They really make you feel comfortable and warm inside I can hear the sex jokes coming already. Of course, zack film features a few porn stars and a few cameos as well, the best coming from Justin Long and Brandon Routh. I was dying. Of course, not only do you get heart with Rogen and Smith, but you get surefire jaw dropping jokes that will make you say, "did fairly odd parents bondage porn really just do that?

One of the jokes I'm speaking of comes at Jeff Anderson's expense.

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The vulgarity of Rogen's comic style, mixed with Smith's zack fast writing is the perfect compliment and a great recipe for laughter. I guess the only thing I didn't like was the lack of resolution with the subplot of the actual porno, but that's just wishful thinking, as the end is more than satisfying porn well as clever and hilarious. It's a fun, sweet, heartfelt raunchfest that will leave you and your ass off and having a good time.

It's the perfect date movie if the person you're taking is receptive to the idea of seeing a movie like this. Hugh Grant-love story with a filetype gif teen girl fingering dildo vibrator twist put into it. Some good jokes, but not hilarious. Zack and Miri should have just hooked up first and then continued their lives in making more porno.

Why try to make it seem like they wouldn't get back together in the star So predictable!! The movie could have elaborated zack the lives of Zack and Miri beyond the porno, and the "i love you, i love you not"-drama. The movie seemed done by the book. There was a montage-scene which seemed irrelevant. Had they done the original star whores the movie in a movie could have been more comedic, but no Or just finished the porn The whole movie was irritating in the end.

As Jackie Treehorn laments in The Big Lebowski, pornos these days lack plot, and production values, and feelings. The basic plot revolves around two friends, Zack and Miri. The two have a platonic relationship and live together.

As they hit dire financial straits, Zack suggests they should make a porno and sell it to miri money to pay rent, utilities, etc.

Miri went into this film with some hesitation. I left quite impressed. Seth Rogen proves he can convey emotion and still be funny. Elizabeth Banks provides the perfect on-screen mate for Rogen. However, I feel, as did others who saw the preview, that Craig Robinson Darrell from The Office steals nearly every scene he is in.

Zack and Miri heartily earns its R rating. No matter the rating, I would whole-heartedly recommend this movie to anyone with the exception of grandparents. If you're a fan of his films, you won't be disappointed. If you're not, get the hell on board, cause this movie is hilarious. Star movie has some of zack most classic scenes by far, with some great performances and spectacular lines by Justin Long, Rogen, Mewes, and Craig Robinson who steals the show. I guarantee you won't leave the theater unsatisfied. It's like Clerks 2 had superheroine porn pics with Dogma, and left the horrendous emotional scenes at the door, and kept the bad ass dialogue thoroughly intact.

Zack Brown and Miriam Linky are platonic best friends, roommates, and underachievers who've known each other hot aunty bra fucking the first grade. They're both perfectly content with their below average status, until they find themselves eyeball deep in debt and facing the threat of eviction. And solution? Make an adult video hoping it will provide the financial stability they so desperately need, but can their lifelong friendship survive the complication of sex?

On the surface this raunchy comedy is nothing more than an star vulgar, foulmouthed version miri When Harry met Sally, but at its heart is a sweet, genuine, and believable analysis and the frailties prevalent in a male-female friendship.

Not always uproariously porn, but easily likable with a script that challenges viewers to keep track of enough sexually explicit dialogue for three films! Rogen and Banks have great chemistry.

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For those who love the movies of Kevin Smith the King of Bathos as much as I do, it's important that you wait until you see the bluescreen before you leave the theater. This clearly is not a movie for prudes or porn who can be offended by in no order making fun of gay people in a friendly way porn, making fun of heterosexual people in a friendly waypoop jokes, miri fact, jokes about or show of any bodily function, including copulation, zack of any variety, making fun of sex, making fun of marriage, someone sitting on a toilet, um well, offended by just about anything.

In fact, if you can be offended by anything except violence and intolerance, this movie is and not for you. However, if you'd like some lighthearted fun about cappuccino-flavored love, naked girl with black yoga pants you like Kevin Smith's stuff, go for it.

Adventure Comedy Drama. Clerks Red State Action Crime Horror. Knocked Up Miri Girl Forgetting Sarah Marshall Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a Big Brother program. I Love You, Man Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Elizabeth Banks Miri Seth Rogen Zack Craig Robinson Delaney Gerry Bednob Surya Edward Janda Customer Nicholas Lombardi Teen star Chris Milan Teen 2 Jennifer Star Smith Betsy as Jennifer Schwalbach Kenny Hotz Zack II Brandon Routh And Long Anne Wade Roxanne Justin Long Brandon Zack Savini Jenkins Jeff Anderson Deacon Jim Norton Edit Storyline Zack and Miri are two lifelong platonic friends who make an adult film to pay the rent of their apartment.

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