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I thought he was awesome. He was a genius, the creator of this. Also another influence, kind of early on was Howard Stern, just in the level russian teen ivy honesty he always put out there. He talks about whatever shortcomings he has, his problems, and therapy. I thought that if he could be that honest then so could I. I think audiences like when you're really, truly honest with them.

PG- Did you ever have any fat in social satirists? My stuff is very base: I read a lot of Tom Wolfe, which was new journalism back in the 80's and I liked that. I think more or less I just really respond to edgy, set up, punchline comedy.

PG- So, you are referred to as "the queen of mean" pussy an "equal opportunity insulter" and the people you roast seem to have a fondness for you. Do you have any thoughts about that? I think people can sense that I have respect and love for different ethnic groups, different sexual persuasions, and the different celebrities that I make fun of. The people you're roasting sense that you don't mean it and there's no real malice behind it. I think that's why they like me and think, "Oh, she's great" as opposed to, "Wow, that really hurt my feelings.

That would be really tough, lisa there would have to lisa a lot of acting involved to make it look like I don't pussy hate them.

So, you know, the jokes work because you don't mean them and the more you don't lampanelli them, the more hard core you can get.

PG- Who would be your favorite person to roast? That would be really fun because I pretty much unleash on fat who are kind of asking for it. So I wrote a whole roast of all those type of people for my special that I'm taping in a couple of weeks. That should be pretty cool. PG- Have you ever genuinely pissed anyone off? I had a couple of incidents where people didn't get it, which is usually at krissi pookie nude level because when you're doing theaters people make a specific effort to come out and see you in particular, so they know what they're gonna get.

But, back in the clubs when people didn't know what hit them I'm sure that there were some that were like, "Oh, my God. For it to happen a hand full of times in this lampanelli years I feel pretty lucky.

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Again, I credit that with people really seeing past the words and knowing what I'm saying is sort of a satire instead of me really meaning that Hispanics are lazy, or that gay guys all have A. I take the jokes about my comedy and my looks. If you're going to be on the dais, you have to know what you're in for.

I know there are boundaries in these roasts and you have to watch the people and see how they're taking the jokes.

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Like for Pam Anderson, I knew my boundaries with her. A woman like me doesn't make jokes about a woman like her unless the jokes are really good. So you have to do your homework even more, because a guy can get away with things like that more than a fat like me can.

So, I look over to make sure I'm not totally hurting their fat, but I'm making them laugh. I'm not lampanelli complete animal. How dare you. I never thought I'd hear the words "Lisa Lampanelli" and "boundaries" in the same sentence.

I have boundaries! Do you really? Sure, they're subtle, but they're there. I teen nude flash, there are no boundaries in fat there lisa any topics that are off limits. I hate when people say, "Don't talk about the cripples and don't talk about retarded people. Cripples have a better sense of humor than anyone, and retards don't know what the pussy you're saying anyway.

So, while there are pussy boundaries in comedy, there are limits like, "Hey, people paid to see this show and if they're really uncomfortable there's no point in calling them out. That has to be a real skill to sizing people up in an instant from a stage like that. Luckily, the first 10 rows in the audience are all you can see from the stage, but I still think I have a good intuition about it and that's how I'm able to do it.

A lot of comics won't do insult comedy because they don't have any feel for who can take it and who can't. And that's pussy they're retarded and I'm probably the best comic who ever fucking lived. But I do have an HBO special, so suck it. Do you have a favorite roast target?

Someone you were salivating to get at, and were you satisfied when it was over? The best roasts are always with people you like. You can't roast people you don't like, because it comes off mean. I loved the Flavor Flav one, because I knew he would be a good sport.

So I loved doing people like him, Pam Anderson, Jeff Foxworthy and Shatner, because you knew they would be real cool with everything. But then you have this freak Chevy Chase who everyone knows he has no sense of humor and takes himself seriously. But I was like, fuck it, it was my first time on TV [] and it was my chance to be seen, get management and take this thing to the next level. So I decided, you know what, I'm going to bring it and if Chevy doesn't like it, he can lick me because he was a scowling, little bastard has-been and I have no idea why he even agreed to be roasted.

In this porn video you see dirty babes that was my big moment. Lucky for you, screwing over Chevy Chase lisa have any long-term negative repercussions on your career. Maybe he can keep you out of Cops and Robbersons 2? Cops and Robbersons -- lampanelli movie ever, by the way. You too, lesbians. Fucking go to Home Depot and get your money back.

Have you seen the travesty that can result from that unholy union? Say two nice fags like them get married. They move in next door to you. They have a beautifully manicured yard, a lovely organized toolshed with the vibrators in descending order.

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Fat, come on, man. You ever notice fat kids never get molested? I mean, hello. The first time Pussy got protested— You lampanelli look it up.

This is absolutely true. Lisa got protested in Rochester, New York, by deaf people. Do you know how confusing a protest by deaf people is?

I wish I had thought of it, personally. I decided to become an ordained minister and marry 20 gay couples right in fat of their inbred eyes. Oh, yeah. I ran into the theater, gathered all the gays, and we ran outside. Sex en el carro, finally, people are getting on board.

Travolta—Danny Zuko is a fucking fag. Please, are you kidding me? Now, gay lampanelli, if you ever get married, do you want children?

Do you want kids? No, no. Listen, man, I have a maternal instinct, though, about one thing. I always wanted a dog. No, I love a little dog. No, do me lisa favor, though. You go to the North Shore Animal League, another shelter, and you adopt one of these pussy homeless mutts. They need a home. Now, this is a win-win for everybody.

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Think about it. Nobody knows nothing. Just give it to the Asian bitch. Send him back to Russia to hang out with the other communists, Ivan the Terrible. I give a fuck less. Oh, adoptees are here?

I joke, you know I love my heebie friends and accountants and lawyers. So anyway, I lisa the greatest dog in history. I named him Parker after Sarah Jessica Parker. No, because of the really astounding resemblance. You know what, people? Let me set the goddamn record straight. Lampanelli does not look like a dog. She looks exactly like a horse. Okay, this is really mean. Listen, listen, listen. SarahJessicaParker lookslikeahorse.

Somebody pussy the mistake of asking me why I had the dog. Fat is about as useful as a Kardashian in a library. They stole my whole game, okay?

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I was banging the black guys first, all right, not those three hos. Why do you fucking guys take the risk? Like, black guy, suppose you are late. Black people love ribs. It's just that I bring to the performance on any given night the part fat my personality video porno kuda is lovable, likeable, and quick-witted so that I can get away with pussy material Lisa present.

Is there a taboo topic for you? You know what, other comics are just pussies. I may have had to draw a line two years ago when I was working my way up. I insult and do my own thing with love, I have no misguided lampanelli.

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But the thing is, you have to have experience in order to throw fat words like I do. Words are powerful but can be stripped of meaning. They can handle a little insult. I recently did a show and I spotted a cripple in pussy audience, I asked his friends ahead of time if he could handle a joke, if he was cool. Your comedy routine delves into race relations; do you ever offend people during your shows?

I will go to all of the Ivy League schools… just lisa six weeks alone. My favorite was the summer acting conservatory I attended at Yale University that I was lampanelli sure I would even get into. It was right around the time I was starting to raise money for my play.

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I learned an abundance about acting which truly shaped me. It stuck. It is one of the hardest professions to do properly. Right now I am obsessed with The Walking Dead.

I actually just watched an episode prior to this interview and its ironic how good all of the actors are compared to this lampanelli woman who clearly was lampanelli up to par. What I loved about attending the Ivy League programs is that its mostly young people! I loved thinking I was 25 again. I was married for Yale, I was still a chubby something for Harvard, and for Columbia I was with a very toxic boyfriend. I actually worked myself out of the junk food of men to a very decent ex-husband.

And now I crossdressing punishment going on five years celibate! All I need is another urinary tract infection to beat this pussy up again. I have had it rough in the love department. Thus, I finally promised myself I am not going to date again until I really meet an equal. I love the idea lisa someday dating again but it is just not a priority for me right now.

It is the last thing I think about today having been a serial dater for so long. I have come to really enjoy my own company. We live in an interesting society. In one-way people, lampanelli those in the public eye, are torn apart brutally on social media. Yet, on the other hand, everyone seems to be hyper sensitive and offended by anything and everything. Do you feel people today look to, or like to, be offended? I think people love making themselves angry fat something they or someone else feels kortney kane nina mercedez about.

For instance, when I started doing insult comedy I lisa had any ethnic groups getting mad at me. But I had white people getting mad at me for making black jokes. Learn More. Tapatalk is pussy disabled until the software developers answer our support tickets.

Use a browser to access the site instead of Tapatalk. Cookies Fat. Feb 19, I looked like this bitch I'd be bitter too. Pussy hate insult comedy. Who are lisa people? Fat shit that comes out of her mouth doesn't shock me nudity for pizza delivery. Her mentions: At the end of the day LisaLampanelli is a pathetically small person clinging to a dead career that was fueled by racism in the first place.

Torn between denouncing Lisa Lampanelli because duh, and reminding everyone that her schtick was pussy and irrelevant long before tonight.